January 2012
1 post
#humblebrag RT @dlach5 stoked 2nd rd #Bachelor fantasy pick Lyndzi C (yep with a Z) won 1st impression rose to give me lead over @KLachtman
Does Brock not have a crew?
December 2011
17 posts
Kobe went to Germany for knee surgery… and picked up Dirk’s fade away??
I know it’s lame, but I’m quite proud of my Fantasy Football non-Keeper repeat. (even happier we doubled the entry fee this year)
I just “rent is too Damn high”ed with the rent is too damn high guy!
Come on and do the Shumpty Shump.
Congrats to @asherroth New Mixtape, amazing signature win on MNF for the Niners. Killin it.
Did redzone just say Cam threw his seed into Steve Smith? #pause
Nicks, If I survive, please show up next week.
I have Dez and Nicks, need 2.68 points in a ppr league to advance in playoffs. I just know how this will end. Painful.
Hey Giants fans, the bright side is that it won’t really hurt your playoff chances that much when the JETS beat you on Christmas eve.
Guess you can say Ryan Braun was on the jewce. #puns
RT @AndyGlockner: To sum up, in the aftermath of a corrupt ref scandal, the NBA allowed blatant collusion to form the Superheat and now …
RT @netw3rk: “The good of the game”. Jerome James, Eddy Curry, ZBO, Steve Francis, Marbury, the draft picks..where were you David?
#goduke RT @EastCoastGamblr: It’s always a good day when UNC loses! /via @revafriedel «Mizer
All that other shit you thought was Cray? Wrong. Not Cray. THIS shit however? 100% Cray. http://t.co/6Z1xxIc2
RT @BorowitzReport: Guaranteed laugh. The best New York Times typo EVER: http://t.co/V1PB7ZFi
Hold Up. Is this Terra Nova episode with the whole backstory flashback… is that serious?
November 2011
14 posts
Jesus Saves, and Tebow Ties #first
RT @WojYahooNBA: There isn’t a young player who used lockout better to his advantage than Detroit rookie Kyle Singler, who has been fant …
Thanksgiving Day Parade just played Rock and Roll Pt. II. song by convicted child pornographer Gary Glitter. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
RT @iamcolinquinn: Can’t wait for Black Friday. New movie by Ice Cube, am I right or am I right?
RT @sportspickle: This is the first time I’ve seen USC vacate a win during the season.
Read THIS now #sandusky RT @TomJolly: Internet posting helped lead investigators to McQueary last year: http://t.co/l7qVrB6v
So surreal hearing Mike Breen do the Duke game. My two basketball worlds collide (yes I own a Duhon Knicks Jersey as well)
Wish I was back at Cameron for this one
Unless you enjoy tweets like this- which we do RT @thegnc: You know what’s fun about Duke winning? Very little.
ESPN interviews with these students are hilarious.
No one cares about hockey, @tallywally
Those State Penn/Penn State jokes just got a whole lot less funnier since the same activities go on at both…
Fantasy Football question: Shaub and AJ Green for Aaron Rodgers? thoughts?
October 2011
20 posts
RT @AnthemEsq: “Survival of the Fittest (AMG)” is on @hypem http://t.co/mLPriOy0, let’s send this up the Twitter Charts with a RT.
Watching Top Chef Masters marathon rather than Football. Take my penis away?
Six feet under box is set is 60% off on amazon. Loved the show, but don’t need box set, won’t watch again, somehow I will end up buying this
Knicks Bulls 1994 ECF game 7 is on @MSGNetworks. Might be apex of my NBA fanhood. Hoping @carmeloanthony and @Amareisreal change that.
RT @iHateJJRedick: Didn’t they pass a rule recently that if you lose to the #Jaguars your auto eliminated from the playoffs?
Oh, dawg! RT @Mad_Dog_Russo: 2. Boy, that Call of Duty film looks good. Wonder if it’s a true story?
RT @TheBiggIdea: I’m already worried I won’t have a good 11/11/11 tweet.
RT @dschorrnyc: Welcome home Gilad Schalit!
Holmes takes it home. The crew is lucky!
RT @danharmon: Oh, by the way. Watch Community tonight. 8/7C. You’re welcome.
RT @russbengtson: Like Tupac said, “the blacker the berry, the harder it is to receive and send e-mails.”
RT @IsraeliPM: We have concluded ardeous negotiations with #Hamas to release #Gilad #Shalit. He will be coming home in the next few days.
surprised they didn’t call a penalty on Jets there. This is pathetic.
RT @JewishTweets: In 1492, #Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue…and brought with him a #Jewish interpreter! http://t.co/JCNwas4B #ColumbusDay
Foster the People is the epitome of “BRO” culture. This song was dope when it was fresh, IN SPRING. but these dudes are borrrring live.
RT @Amareisntreal: Al Davis dies on Yom Kippur. Just sin, baby?
Just in time for Yom Kippur! RT @alexmarvez: Miami signs Sage Rosenfels to one-year contract. Story being posted asap at FOXSports.com.
RT @EliteThatsMe: Toast to the nonbelievers RT @TeamJColeNC Cole World: The Sideline Story week 1 - 217,324