#humblebrag RT @dlach5 stoked 2nd rd #Bachelor fantasy pick Lyndzi C (yep with a Z) won 1st impression rose to give me lead over @KLachtman

Does Brock not have a crew?

Kobe went to Germany for knee surgery… and picked up Dirk’s fade away??

I know it’s lame, but I’m quite proud of my Fantasy Football non-Keeper repeat. (even happier we doubled the entry fee this year)

I just “rent is too Damn high”ed with the rent is too damn high guy!

Come on and do the Shumpty Shump.

Congrats to @asherroth New Mixtape, amazing signature win on MNF for the Niners. Killin it.

Did redzone just say Cam threw his seed into Steve Smith? #pause

Nicks, If I survive, please show up next week.

I have Dez and Nicks, need 2.68 points in a ppr league to advance in playoffs. I just know how this will end. Painful.